Glass house conundrum
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, nor have sex in the daytime.
A plane is flying over the ocean ..
The pilot speaks on the intercom, "Engine one has failed, engine two is on its way out. Grab a parachute I wish you the best."
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On board was a Catholic priest, a Rabbi, a lawyer and three boy scouts. As they searched for life vest and parachutes they only found three.
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The Adults huddled to try and figure this out this conundrum.
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The Rabbi suggested
"Guys, we have lived long fruitful lives I'm sure this act of letting the young boys live out their lives will surely seal our fate in the Kingdom of heaven"
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The Lawyer certainly thinking of only himself said "F**k them!"
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Then the Catholic priest said "You think we have enough time?"
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