A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, "I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes."
The pharmacist says, "Ma'am, not only can I not do that for you, I’m going to have to call the police and report you."
The woman removes something from her pocket and hands it to him. He looks at it and discovers that it’s a picture of her husband making love to the pharmacist's wife.
>The pharmacist says, "Oh, you should have told me you had a prescription."
I Think My Wife Is Poisoning Me.
“This man goes to see his rabbi. He says to his rabbi, “Rabbi, I think my wife is poisoning me. I know she’s poisoning me.”
The rabbi says, “Calm down, calm down.”
He says, “No, no, I know! But I don’t know what to do. I need your advice.”
The rabbi says, “Well, give me a chance to talk to her, and then I’ll get back to you.”
About three days later, the rabbi calls the guy, and he says, “I had a long talk with your wife. I talked to her for about three hours.”
He says, “Yes, yes, so what’s your advice?”
“Take the poison.”
