A boat was shipwrecked in the South Pacific, as a result...
A group of people from different nationalities found themselves stranded on a remote and beautiful island. The party consisted of:
-Two Italian men and one Italian woman
-Two French men and one French woman
-Two German men and one German woman
-Two Greek men and one Greek woman
-Two English men and one English woman
-Two Irish men and one Irish woman
-Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian Woman
-Two Australian men and one Australian woman
-Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
-Two Indian men and one Indian woman
-Two American men and one American woman
-Two Canadian men and one Canadian woman
One month later against this idyllic backdrop, the following had occurred:
-One Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
-The Two French men and the French women were living happily in a ménage a trois.
-The Two German men tried to invade the French woman before eventually adopting a strict weekly schedule alternating with the German woman.
-The Two Greek men slept with each other while the Greek woman cooked and cleaned.
-The Two English men were still waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
-The Two Irish men divided the Island into North and South and set up a distillery with the Woman’s help.
-The Two Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean and one at the Bulgarian woman... then started swimming.
-The Two Australian men tried to sell the Australian woman in return for a homemade beer recipe.
-The Two Japanese men had faxed Tokyo and were awaiting instructions.
-The Two Indian men had opened a corner store, staffed 24/7 by them and the Indian woman.
-The Two American men were feeling suicidal since the American woman was constantly complaining about there being no fresh bottles water, she was allergic to seafood, and coconut milk was not her preferred moisturizer, and she felt fat standing next to palm trees.
-And finally the Canadians were all blissfully happy... simply because the Americans weren’t having a good time.
