A man at a table in a restaurant suddenly starts to cry. The worried waiter asks, “Why are you crying?”
Man: “My wife said she won’t talk with me for a month.”
Waiter : “That’s terrible.”
Man: “Yes, the month ends today.”
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BAD IS DAD
Why do they hate food fights in Chinese restaurants?
Because it's wonton violence.
The Bidens went out to a restaurant.
The waiter serving them asked Jill Biden for her order first. "To start, I'll have the french onion soup. Then the prime rib, medium-rare, with a baked potato, with butter and sour cream." "Excellent, Doctor. What about the vegetable?" "Oh, he'll have the same thing."
