Maybe you should register a new domain - www.dyehard.com?
If we were stuck on an island, Nicola might be helpful. Easn't she involved in putting through the Glaxo takeover of Wellcome, apparently 3rd largest T/O in history at the time? She's also setup JV's with J&J, SAG + Philips and originally did a pure maths + LLB honours. Bit of firepower there...