BAR JOKEGuy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.The robot...

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    BAR JOKE

    Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
    The robot says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Schooner of New"
    The robot brings back the beer and says to the
    man, "What's your IQ?"
    The guy says," 168."
    The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
    exploration and medical technology.

    The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.
    The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Schooner of New"
    Again, the robot pours a beer and gives it to the man and asks,
    "What's your IQ?"
    The guy says, "100."
    The robot then starts to talk about V8 Supercars, MotoGP, Tooheys
    beers and Supercheap Auto.

    The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will
    try it one more time.
    He goes back into the bar.
    The robot says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Schooner of New," and the robot brings him another beer.
    The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
    The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
    The robot leans in real close and asks,

    "So, you people still happy you voted for Gillard?"

 
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