Carlton

Just flicked over to the footy to see the bloody awful Carlton players running around in what looks like a short mauve/grey onesie. No wonder they haven’t won a game, never will wearing that crap that looks like it’s been washed in the wrong load. Whoever designed that should be shot imo.

We are the light mauves
The old light mauves
We’re the team that sells ourselves short at any opportunity
We’re the only team that would wear this rubbish...