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07/10/15

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Originally posted by watso ↑

watso, just like most other mugs who go to the casino, thinks that he has a winning strategy..

strategy 1 - take advantage of the casino $5 frenzy (includes buffet dinner, and some tokens for keno)

strategy 2 - watso has never played keno before - but with his free$1 token, he won $1 - watso sat next to a guy, who probably knew what he was doing - and watso got 2 numbers - got $1 - and walked away. ie good strategy - do not use own money.

strategy 3 - take note of when the cheapskates go for a feed - they all go early, meaning long wait times to get at the food - just relax, take it easy - and go when there is no queue. only one hour allowed in the buffet place - so bad strategy, to waist time in a queue

strategy 4 - after getting the coupons for the cheap food and keno tokens - go outside to the park along the river and make use of the free gym equipment - do a good work out, build up the hunger, then back to the casino and get stuck into the $5 all you can eat buffet.

strategy 5 - take advantage of the casino shuttle service to the train station.

after allowing for the $1 that watso got from the keno, the day cost watso a pleasant $4 - and on the way back to the bike, went past a radio station promotion van, and scored some samples of hair care products - sure will come in handy for watso's bald head

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Congratulations - you are the first person in the world to have a system that allows you to beat an institution that only ever gives less than true odds.

Very soon, however, like card counters, you will be noticed and banned
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