celebration night on hc radio

Listeners, as big Kev would say, I'm excited! A new studio to play our music away from the worries of the world on the General thread. My assistants, the shortboards, are busy running leads and connecting the green wires and the red wires and pretty soon we'll be firing up for another night of peace, love and weirdness. Shortboards, are you ready? "Yes chief". I love it when they call me chief. OK, switch on the Marshalls first... listeners, a tip is to always turn on your speakers first. "Marshalls on, chief". OK, crank up the turntables. "Turntables are in green, chief." Now for the final switch, boys. Turn on that thing that your uncle Larry loves so much, the automatic Earl Grey teapot warmer with built-in cosy. "Hitting the switch, chief"....Pzzzzzzt...dddrrrrttt bang keepow bzzzzzt.

Shortboards?

"Yes, chief".

Has anyone noticed we are in darkness?

"Yes, chief".

Do you think we should attempt to fix this problem?

"Absolutely, chief".

Listeners, we will be back with you shortly while we attend to a small technical problem in our new studio.