I think the tea lady may save us yet.
The CFO, a director, the CEO, and the tea lady were standing on a cliff. The CFO said, "I'm going to do something to save the company," and he jumped off the cliff. The director said, "I'm going to do something to save the company," and he jumped off the cliff. The tea lady said, "I'm going to do something to save the company," and she pushed off the CEO.
