As the header suggest Bill is the greatest, I will vote for him...

As the header suggest Bill is the greatest, I will vote for him and at the same time build a shrine in my house to the ALP prophet.
When the power goes out and electricity becomes unaffordable to only that of the privileged, it is good to know that there is a politician that can get on a back of a truck and shout the message out.
Bill is the only politician with a great foresight for Australia and its people and the soon to be imported ALP voters. When you have a large forehead the foresight that can not go unrecognised. Then there's gaining that women's vote, both biological and liquid ones, Bill has been developing man boobs to make sure he covers all areas.