The wife came home early and found her
husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of
your children! I'm leaving you ... I want a
divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a
minute love so at least I can tell you
what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young
lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so
down and out and defenseless that I took
pity on her and let her into the car..
I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days..
So, in my compassion, I brought her home
and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you
last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor
thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested
a shower, and while she was doing that, I
noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her
the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was
your anniversary present, which you don't
wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you
for Christmas that you don't wear just to
annoy her, and I also donated those boots
you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't wear because someone at work has
a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please ...Do you have anything else that
your wife doesn't use
