guts and balls

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    Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being
    attacked by your wife with a broom, and then having the guts to ask:
    "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum
    and having the balls to say, "You're next."
 
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