LOL! Another creative offering!Love the blowflies MM – What do...

LOL! Another creative offering!

Love the blowflies MM – What do you call a fly without any wings? A walk!

Speaking of things benefiting the modern day male, I encountered a delightful lady friend I knew some time ago when on my cake walk earlier today. She filled me in on some of the gaps in her life, including when she was mugged (she’s in her 60’s) by two young gals – one armed with a syringe. She managed to scream till she was hoarse and so alerted some nearby good Samaritan types who came to her aid. When at the Police Station they (those alert and beady eyed cops) noticed she had a bloody ear, where one of the naughty gals had pric ked her with the blood filled syringe. The police recovered the said syringe at the location of struggle and after analysis it was discovered it was infected with Hep C. On being informed that she could not have sex for three months, she responded by saying “Damn and I’ve just put the hubbie on Viagra”. To which the quick thinking cop replied… Can I buy it off you? LOL!

Happy ending: Three months later she was given the all clear and didn’t end up with Hep C.

Moral of the story: Things can look pretty dire on a day when the ‘pric ks’ are out to get you, but three months later… things can look pretty good – like an MPO Chart. How’s that for a segway.

Cheers,
Tangrams