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When you’re on the roller coaster just close your eyes and hang on, shit is about to get wild IMO!

Many ups and downs along the way, but for those that have done their research this is no Dreamworld roller coaster, it’s built with a rock solid foundation by experts in the field that have 100’S of years of experience between them and will guarantee an overall safe and enjoyable experience for those that dare to ride and hold on for dear life.

The above does come with a warning though, you do need to be of a certain height to enjoy this ride. There’s a few posters on this forum that will tell you that this roller coaster is not safe, that you should not buy a ticket or cash it in if you have, as the risks are too great!

These posters suffer from small man syndrome, they can’t buy a ticket, so will tell everyone else that it’s not safe to ride.

The best advice anyone can give is to research the roller coaster and it’s engineers before you get on. If after you have researched the ride and your research says don’t get on, then don’t get on. If, on the other hand, it looks to be safe, then buy a ticket and ride the ups, ride the downs, but don’t bite off more than you can chew before you get on as there’s nothing worse than a queasy stomach before you get on the ride of your life.

Too many people spew their guts half way through because they remember the words of the little man who couldn’t buy a ticket and freak out on the downward slope. The downward retracement is part of the fun and if you spew, expect to be taxed for the cleanup!

Moral of the story is that when the clowns come to town it’s best to remember that they are in the circus, and unless you want to be in the circus, it’s probably best not to talk to the clowns for they will drag you down to their level.

Nothing sadder than a clown who can’t make you laugh. Even those that claim to be Pennywise should be avoided as Steven King kindly suggested.