cheap flights...

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    My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights.

    "I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, quickly undressed and we had the most amazing sex ever....

    Which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before.
 
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