Check out this about the ABC, page-5

Oh oh the ABC what a tight knit little family they are

With no conservative voices there to jar

Can you imagine a job interview

If you confessed to being a liberal true blue

The whole place would go into immediate lockdown

On security breeches like this they really frown

Security would be called at once

Lets just say they wouldn't offer you lunch

Though they might not throw you to the floor

They would probably frogmarch you to the door

A conservative at the ABC

Is like krytonite to Superman you see