checkout chick

>> A man was in a long line at his local Woolworths store.
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>> As he got to the register
>> he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the
>>checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
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>> She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he
>>didn't know.
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>> She asked him to drop his pants.
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>> He did.
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>> She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called
over
>>the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
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>> The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like
most
>>of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he
told
>>the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
>>could have some brought to the register for him.
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>> She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She
>>asked him to drop his pants.
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>> He did.
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>> She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said,
"One
>>box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
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>> A few customers back was this teenage boy. He >thought what
he
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>>seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact
with a
>>live female, so he thought this was his chance.
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>> When he got to the register he told her he needed some
condoms.
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>> She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked
him
>>to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a
>>quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...
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>> "Mop and bucket to register 5"
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