>> A man was in a long line at his local Woolworths store. >> >> As he got to the register >> he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the >>checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. >> >> She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he >>didn't know. >> >> She asked him to drop his pants. >> >> He did. >> >> She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over >>the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5." >> >> The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most >>of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told >>the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she >>could have some brought to the register for him. >> >> She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She >>asked him to drop his pants. >> >> He did. >> >> She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One >>box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5." >> >> A few customers back was this teenage boy. He >thought what he >> had >>seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a >>live female, so he thought this was his chance. >> >> When he got to the register he told her he needed some condoms. >> >> >> She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him >>to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a >>quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> (you'll love this one...................) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Mop and bucket to register 5" >>
