Cheeh and Chong Meal

I just had a Hungry Jack's Hamburger and it tasted like a cross between a Domino's pizza and the Cheech and Chong Dogshit.

I listened to Cheeh and Chong 50 years ago but I still recall the dogshit skit.

Russian seargent--- Come here!

What's that soldier?
It looks like dogshit.

Pick up!
But it's dogshit.
PICK UP!!

Smell!
But it's dogshit.
SMELL!!

What it smell like?
Dogshit!

Taste
But it's dogshit!
TASTE!!

What does it taste like?
It tastes like dogshot.

Lucky we don't step on it!