A chicken farmer went to a local bar … sat next to a woman > > and ordered a glass of champagne. > > The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered > > a glass of champagne, too!” > > > > “What a coincidence,” the farmer says, “This is a special > > day for me, I’m celebrating.” > > > > “This is a special day for me too, I’m also celebrating!” > > says the woman. > > > > “What a coincidence” says the man. > > > > As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, “What are you > > celebrating?” > > > > “My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and > > today my gynecologist told me that I’m pregnant!” > > > > “What a coincidence,” says the man … > > “I’m a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were > > infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.” > > > > “That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens > > become fertile?” > > > > “I used a different cock,” he replied….. > > > > The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence” >
