An American businessman who says he's being held hostageby his...

An American businessman who says he's being held hostage
by his factory employees in China over a pay dispute told
CNBC on Wednesday he hopes the "pretty good negotiations"
now under way will bring his six days of captivity to an end.

What a wonderful idea: Hold a boss until he pays up.

It should be used on wage-crushing, union-hating,
flint-eyed Aussie bosses. Long live Chinese pain.
Boss pain is the only language bosses understand.
Worker pain won't move them as they're heartless.

Prime Minister Rudd speaks fluent Mandarin. He
should lead a delegation to China of unionists
to be taught Chinese Industrial Negotiations.

Class warfare is in its infancy. China is
leading the way to global wage justice.

Exit Free Enterprise. Enter Fair Enterprise.
And not a moment too soon in Bangadesh
and other low-wage, squalid places that
supply cheap garments to Aussie shops.