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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepards the weak through the valley of darkness; for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those that attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know My name is The Lord Chicken Bum when I lay my vengeance upon thee!