Your religion is so laughable........suck hard on your easter...

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    Your religion is so laughable........suck hard on your easter eggs.......



    Here are names of Gods throughout history that were said to have been born by a virgin on 25th December.

    HORUS
    An Ethiopian-Sudanese God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 3,000 YEARS before Jesus.

    BUDDHA
    A Nepal God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 563 YEARS before Jesus.

    KRISHNA
    An Indian God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 900 YEARS before Jesus.

    ZARATHUSTRA
    An Iranian God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 1,000 YEARS before Jesus.

    HERCULES
    A Greek God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 800 YEARS before Jesus.

    MITHRA
    A Persian God, born 25th December, by a Virgin- 600 YEARS before Jesus.

    DIONYSUS
    A Greek God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 500 YEARS before Jesus.

    THAMMUZ
    A Babylonian God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 400 YEARS before Jesus.

    HERMES
    A Greek God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 200 YEARS before Jesus.

    ADONIS
    A Phoenician God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 200 YEARS before Jesus.


 
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