christmas cake recipe

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    Christmas Cake Recipe - for those of my dear friends who can't remember last year's cake recipe.

    Ingredients:
    * 2 cups flour
    * 1 stick butter
    * 1 cup of water
    * 1 tsp baking soda
    * 1 cup of sugar
    * 1 tsp salt
    * 1 cup of brown sugar
    * Lemon juice
    * 4 large eggs
    * Nuts
    * 2 bottles wine
    * 2 cups of dried fruit

    Method:

    Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine
    again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
    drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
    large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
    it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in
    case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried
    druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver..
    Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt.
    Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
    nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you
    can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to
    fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
    through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.
    Take a taxi to Woolworths and buy cake.

    Bingle Jells
 
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