Thousands of people, or maybe just one, have called into the...

Thousands of people, or maybe just one, have called into the station to ask the meaning of eleemosynary. Well, to tell you the truth, sometimes I just like the sound of words and because no one else knows what they mean I just use it. But because our great friend Jungle asked what does eleemosynary mean I should enlighten all. It means being generous to the poor. And at this time of year, when some of us have more than we need, maybe a helping hand to those less well off can make you feel better than a present from grandfather Jacob of a cigar box (when you don't smoke). This next song is for great aunt Lily, who'll be the life of the day so pissed and full of life you'd never guess she's 89. Till she keels over and I have to plonk her on the lounge.

Scaffold Lily the Pink