Neil Young rang me, listeners, just like that out of the blue...

Neil Young rang me, listeners, just like that out of the blue and told me he almost cut his hair. I said, you almost cut your hair? At Christmas time! He said, it was like lookin in the mirror and seeing a po-lice car. Which I didn't get, listeners. Neil said, it's a family thing, we Canadians always cut our hair at Christmas. I reminded him that the Cowsill family didn't. Neil gruffed and hung up. Here's the Cowsills.

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