A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?"
Husband: "Darling, you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said,
'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"
Wife, with a smile, blushing: "Yes I remember that, my love."
Husband: "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop."
- Forums
- Humour
- christmas shopping
A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of...
Featured News
Featured News
The Watchlist
BPH
BPH ENERGY LTD
David Breeze, MD & Executive Chairman
David Breeze
MD & Executive Chairman
SPONSORED BY The Market Online