Church on fire....., page-2

I am the Vicar of St Paul’s

And I’m ringing the steeple bell,

The floor of the church is on fire,

Or the lid has come off Hell.

Shall I ring the fire brigade?

Or should I trust in the Lord?

Oh dear, I’ve just remembered –

I don’t think we’re insured!

‘What’s this then?’ said the fire chief.

Is this church C of E?

It is? Then we can’t put it out,

My lads are all RC!

(Spike