I studied the book of Revelation, one word at a time. I had...

I studied the book of Revelation, one word at a time. I had time. They don't call it doing time for nothing. I had time. I took every word in the book of Revelation and run it through the Greek, and studied the meaning.... I think that's why I had to go to prison, so I could tell you, when things start falling apart, I've been there, I've done that. Don't jump out a window. My God will go with you. He will never, never, never leave you. He will never, never, never forsake you. When the world starts falling apart, it's when the Church is gonna come together! It's how the bride's gonna be purified!
-- Jim Bakker, in a tape titled "Cleansing the Chamber" from Morningstar Prophetic tape of the Month. Actually, Jim Bakker went to prison because he stole millions of dollars from his trusting supporters.