A man enters the circus tent with a croc on a leash. The audience becomes very silent. Then he taps the croc on the snout. The mouth opens he puts his hand in taps the snout again the mouth shuts. Taps again mouth opens and he removes his hand totally unscathed. The audience is amazed. Then he repeats the whole scenario sticking his head in and again he comes out unscathed. An even more startled audience. Then he taps again , snout opens in goes the penis , taps again , mouth shuts , taps again , mouth opens and his penis is just fine. Wow it takes a while for the audience to calm down. Then he asks the audience : who is brave who wants to give it a go. An elderly lady walks up to him and says: if you don't tap me too hard on the head I am up for it.
