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    Nothing to do with clark kent but......

    A mouse is walking thru the jungle one day and comes across an elephant screaming in pain......

    Mouse says "what the hell's wrong with you"?

    Elephant says "I've got this pri-ckle in my foot - I'll do anything for you if you pull it out".....

    Mouse scratches his chin and says "Anything?"

    Elephant says "Anything you want just pull this pri-ckle out Pllleeeaaaase"....

    Mouse says "Ok i want to make love to you"

    Elephant says "Anything you want just get this pri-ckle out Pllleeeaaaase"

    Mouse pulls pri-ckle out of elephants foot....

    10 minutes later the mouse is standing on a branch of a nearby coconut tree giving it to the elephant.....after a couple of minutes a coconut falls off the tree and hits the elephant on the head causing elephant to groan in pain.....

    Mouse says..."Suffer baby Suffer !"
 
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