Hows this for a program for Mr Clarke and Mr Dawe
But I don't think you'll ever see it that's for sure
But wouldn't you like to see them send up Craig the lad
There should be stacks of material most of it quite bad
And while their at it the ex president of the ALP could star
He had something to do with the HSU but reports on this may jar
So come Clarke and Dawe show you are fair dinkum
Otherwise to all fairminded viewers your program remains stinkum
