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07/03/24

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Originally posted by TobyMarchant: ↑

I have had an in depth discussion with Billy, the cat.

He has given a personal cat guarantee that as ChairCat, he has promised:

- if the company loses $73mill he will not charge ‘special exertion fees’

- If the company spends millions and millions on a battery factory that can’t make batteries, he will scratch and claw them until they bleed

- if the company touts some fictional investor in Singapore, that has no funds, he will fly over and scratch them too

- he will not syphon shareholders money into a related party IT company that does F all

- If the idiot in Tanzamanian sucks millions of dollars out of the company for doing F all, he will fly over and fart on him and his wife’s paid for gym membership etc

- if the company doesn’t produce an invoice on the next 17 years, he won’t get anymore ‘cat treats’

Billy the cat has also agreed to work for pats, cuddles and some dine cat food.

However! If he delivers, he wants treats and some catnip.

The only condition that Billy has is that HALL CHADWICK are replaced as Auditors.

Yeah, I’m voting for Billy!

Are there any other viable options?

As a minor shareholder, I’m voting for Billy!

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You know what’s funny about your pic? The cheap plastered wall finish and the even cheaper floorboards in you multi million dollar mansion. lol

MNS Price at posting: 4.2¢ Sentiment: Buy Disclosure: Held
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