I’m trying to coach Billy the Cat, because I think he would be...

I’m trying to coach Billy the Cat, because I think he would be an EXCELLENT addition to the board of this tragic company.

I said ‘Billy, most people won’t understand your last post, you need to be be more specific’ He said ‘Daddy I am typing with a cats paw, but after all, who am I competing with for a Board position, a bunch of muppets?’

Billy stop it! You need to be logical, truthful and never lie!

He walked out to his own room and sent me this email….‘Daddy I know you’re upset with me, but I have done a widdle bit of research and the company said this in their 2015 AGM presentation, so I think that me saying the following is appropriate”

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How can I argue?