Billy and I are not talking at the moment. He’s in his room...

Billy and I are not talking at the moment. He’s in his room having a cat tantrum, so we only communicate by text and email.

’Billy why won’t you talk to me?”

’Daddy its obvious these bad people have been stealing money for years and years’

’Billy, you can’t say that, where’s the proof?’

’I want treats, pats and a squeaky toy, they said this nearly 10 years ago. My squeaky toys don’t last that long’

F me, do you know how hard it is arguing with a Cat, when deep down, you know he’s right.