Clever pic in the Qld Courier mail IMO, page-17

Hi wbddrs, these points spring to mind when discussing politics.
1. Trust me I'm a Politician.
2. Vote for me and I'll absolutely do what is right by me. Sorry once you've voted for me your concerns are secondary to my to my monied backers.
3. If your rusted on to one side of Politics or the other, then thanks, less effort and money needed to acquire your vote.
4. I'll do whatever it takes to bullshit my way back to the Taxpayer funded trough.
5. I'm a Politician and I have absolutely no concept of service to Australia. I play the electorate like a puppeteer directing his/her puppets. I pray on fears, greed and insecurities AS.