Climate change ruining Aus Open

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    Very disappointed with the weather at this years Oz Open. Too bloody cold, and the forecast is for only one or two days in the 30's for the whole tournament, if we're lucky.

    I loved the good old days, you know, when it was global warming. The temp would hit 35-40 and the players would melt like the witch in Wiz of Oz. Players crying because they had to drink a bit more gatorade and put a hat and sunscreen on. Cramp! Oh, the cramp.

    Due to the unseasonably cold weather this year, I vote if they get knocked out in the first round they should have to face up to one of the other losers in a cage fight, UFC style. Another chance to see the Aussies in action, and at least that way they could feel like they earned their prizemoney.
 
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