mate you should install a stove in your house powered straight...

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    mate you should install a stove in your house powered straight of brown coal.
    Make sure it is least efficient as possible so you can support the beloved coal industry as much as possible, you do realise there is renewables on the grid? Can't have you supporting that!
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    Just make sure you leave a window open while cooking unless you want to die of CO2 and CO poisoning
 
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