What seems to be missing in the thread is balance..............

What seems to be missing in the thread is balance...........

What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger

What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore

What would martin luther king be if he was white?
Alive.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?
The Blacks get car insurance.


When a White guy is...
Scared- He gets even whiter.
Cold- He turns Blue.
Angry-He turns Red.
Stoned- Gray duh.
Sick- He turns Green.

When a Black guy is...
Scared- He stays Black.
Cold- He stays Black.
Angry- He stays Black.
Stoned- He stays Black.

Black Man to White Man: And you calling us coloured !



Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation?
Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!


Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.


Australians don't have sex, Australians mate.


Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve?
All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.