Dis is de Holymagimon tokkin. De secon-fist cussin Mista Linkon...

Dis is de Holymagimon tokkin.

De secon-fist cussin Mista Linkon Agustas done be sayyin dat ah am de misreble mon. Wells, ah be tellin yo dat he be de drinkard. Ahs bin riddin too, an ah saws dis attikle about de Chinamon National Clamatic Change Pogram, put out by de Chinamom Gobbernmint in June 2007, wich be dis mont. Dat is verry recent, an it be tellin yo eberyting whats de Chinamon Gobbermint gonna do to stopin de Greenhouses gassybags, an den, abter dat, I tinkin dey is be goin abter de Whitehouse gassybags.

Dis is very interestin readin, an be 62 pagges long...how abot dat, dey too agreein wid de holy jiggery stixs, an dat 62 numba be de majic!!

De linky fo yo to be readin dis is

http://www.ccchina.gov.cn/WebSite/CCChina/UpFile/File188.pdf

It tellin wat de Chinamon gonna do abot de tings dat be happenin in de Chinalan, an it be tokkin abot de Cold Gassy Metane dat Chinalan is gonna be needin an usin.
An ah tinks to my poor lil self, "Holymagimon, dat is exactly were de Molpoo is be diggin de holes to mak de tolliets fo dem Chinamonfellos."

Ah don hab to says no mo, yo fine foks unnerstan wat is gonna be happenin soon. Soon no mo 2 dolla stores, all de Chinamon fellos gonna be habbin de 62 centimes stores.

Piss on all ob yous an may de Lod blass