code for muslims in australia
1.
no talk of abomination
specially in sydney
digest ya disgust
avert ya aversion
remove ya reprove
after all the mardi gras
preserves the vencha
that you may feel
deserves the cencha
an call no man a poof
unless he aint
in which case its good manners
torkin bout manners
also
ya ol bastard
ows the missus
up the duff
mines got the rags
coodnt giver one last night
your shout yagunt
far corf ya bludga
oodavuk bankrolld the dope
2.
and when ya knocka sheila up
slip the ol man free undred
to get fings in order
an chuck eggs at dem lifers wif the placards out da front
an insult to uman rights dey is
an no boastin bout ya exploits!
except when ya gets pissed at da pokies
3.
and no swearin unless da sheilas are almost out of earshot
then say
scuse me french
wif a wry grin
wit
4.
respect all women and children
5.
the rest is just general stuff that applies to all florins
no eatin dogs in public unless dere on a lead
no spittin in mackas or chuckin
the pickle out
an all that stuff
6.
once ya the xact same as us
ow will we know the difference
so tell ya sheilas to keep wearin dem oods
we useta ave boodiss an cafliks an aborigines an everyfink
no irish jokes ok
or tasman
summary
be purposeful constructive reverent and community minded
xcept juss learn to ate fings that are different
most important of all
try to be somefin other than a dill or a goose ya geek
dago integration council (dic)
oh
an no more knockin on doors wif little booklets
or shakin tins at traffic lights
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