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On the outside of the bag:

Consideration for
Value and
Integrity

Inside a collection:

Global Globe Balloons Fill with hot air and watch them blow away

Van Men Voucher For an Office removal (complete with necessary shredding)

CVI Snakes and Ladders Ladders for a few to walk up (made with investors cash) and investors get to go on the "Slipper Dip Snake Ride".

The Spivs An historical documentary about a bloke in a pith helmet and his old school global cronies who rip off some small colonials with a promise of riches in a far off land.

CVI Pirate mag

Bonus: Angolan Treasure Map It's written in invisible ink. You must pay extra in installments to make the writing appear. Warning: Management cannot guarantee. Faultiness can be blamed on numerous links in the chain.