father nlit has come to the attention of the holy cartel that...

father nl
it has come to the attention of the holy cartel that you have been keeping company with bishop wierd, mother superstitious, and holy brother fananigans in moon gazing in aquarius and other unseemly places and forming unsightly star charts for CVI
and that you have been unruly in the kitchen

in this case a special dispensation will be awarded thee, on the proviso that you replace the handle on the coffee cup forthwith, advise your apparent friends forthwith that you will be returning to a more conservative and middle class missionary role, in keeping with your most effective previous counselling station
amen