coffee morning in rome

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.



The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into A room, everyone calls him 'Father'."



The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."



The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."



The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."



Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,


SLIM

TALL

38D BREASTS

24"WAIST and

36"HIPS.

When she walks into a room, people say, "Jesus !".