colonoscopy

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    During my check-up I asked the Doctor,
    "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?
    He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
    I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
    He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
 
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