You make up stories after the event of fortunes made and then...

You make up stories after the event of fortunes made and then you're caught out every time...

Yet in the wake of overwhelming evidence you stick with the story. There's a few exceptions which we know all too well where it's impossible for you to wriggle out of and we don't hear about them anymore do we? HC, where all your fantasies can come true!

Go and annoy someone else, I'm sick of you