..I did tell you Team Trump billionaires are all in it for themselves - they're not wasting time doing public service as they want Americans to believe.
Washington, D.C. – April 9, 2025 – Buckle up, America, because Donald Trump has turned the presidency into a goddamn cash cow, and it’s time to get pissed. The latest outrage? A $1 million-per-plate dinner at his glitzy Mar-a-Lago estate, where corporate fat cats like Nvidia’s Jensen Huang, Tesla’s Elon Musk, and Oracle’s Larry Ellison shelled out obscene amounts of cash to kiss the ring—and, surprise, they’re walking away with policy wins while Trump’s laughing all the way to the bank [1][2]. This isn’t just influence peddling; it’s a full-on shakedown, and he’s using public resources to pull it off. Free markets? Kiss that shit goodbye.
Let’s break this down. Jensen Huang forks over a million bucks, sits down for some overpriced steak, and—bam—suddenly the Trump administration reverses course on export restrictions for Nvidia’s H20 AI chips to China [1]. Coincidence? Hell no. Reports say Nvidia promised some U.S.-based AI data centers in return, but let’s call it what it is: a bribe dressed up as a business deal. Meanwhile, Elon Musk, who’s practically Trump’s shadow these days, gets cozy at the head table, likely whispering sweet nothings about federal contracts for Tesla and SpaceX [1][16]. And Larry Ellison? He’s drooling over Nvidia GPUs for Oracle’s AI dreams, and you bet your ass he’s getting something out of this too [2][17]. These aren’t dinners—they’re auctions for taxpayer-funded favors.
Trump’s raking in millions through his MAGA Inc. super PAC, all while hiding these cash grabs from the public. This latest Mar-a-Lago extravaganza wasn’t even on his official schedule—because why let the peasants know who’s buying their government? [16][20]. Lockheed Martin execs were there too, probably angling for a slice of the defense budget pie [1]. And don’t forget casino queen Miriam Adelson and sugar tycoon Pepe Fanjul—big donors who know a million bucks is chump change for a shot at rigging the system [1]. This is pay-to-play on steroids, and it’s happening right under our noses.
Here’s the kicker: Trump’s tariffs—those economic sledgehammers he’s swinging at the world—are the perfect leverage. He’s tanking markets, jacking up costs, and forcing these CEOs to crawl to Mar-a-Lago with their checkbooks to beg for relief [4][10]. Nvidia’s regulatory rollback? That’s just the start. Musk and Ellison are bleeding billions from tariff chaos—stock market crashes wiped out $110 billion of Musk’s net worth alone this year [10]—and they’re desperate to make it stop. Trump’s not just profiting; he’s weaponizing public policy to extort these bastards, and we’re all paying the price.
This isn’t how free markets work—it’s a f*ing mafia racket. Public resources, like trade policy and federal contracts, are being pimped out to the highest bidder while Trump’s properties turn into cash machines. Remember his first term? Foreign dignitaries and lobbyists flooded Trump International Hotel to grease the wheels [10]. Now, Mar-a-Lago’s the new paywall, and the tab’s a cool million bucks a pop. The erosion of trust? Catastrophic. The conflict of interest? Blatant as hell. And the transparency? Nonexistent.
Everyone should be livid. This isn’t leadership; it’s a grift. Trump’s not draining the swamp—he’s turned it into a goddamn gold mine. Advocacy groups are screaming for campaign finance reform, and they’re right [10]. But until that happens, America’s stuck watching a billionaire boys’ club buy their way to the front of the line while the rest of us choke on the fallout. Wake up, people—this is your government being sold off, one overpriced dinner at a time.
