commerce joke, page-2

You beat me to the punch line Sharetrade101 but they have released some news on march the 31st though aprils fool day would have made a better choice.

http://www.commerceresources.com/s/NewsReleases.asp?ReportID=392186&_Type=News-Releases&_Title=Commerce-Resources-Corp.-Resource-Estimate-for-Upper-Fir-Tantalum-and-Niobi...

Extracts

Fir and Verity Deposits

"As previously announced by the Company, the resource disclosure in the technical reports provided by the Company for the Fir and the Verity Deposits in the "Geological Summary and Resource Potential of the Fir Carbonatite Property, Blue River, British Columbia", prepared by Ruben S. Verzosa, P.Eng. dated March 6, 2003 (amended November 30, 2004) and the "Technical Report on the Upper Fir Tantalum-Niobium-Bearing Carbonatite" prepared by John Gorham, P.Geo. dated June 20, 2007 are not NI 43-101 compliant and the previous resource estimates for Fir and Verity should not be relied upon."

"In 2005, management of the Company made a strategic decision to focus its exploration activities on the Upper Fir and as such, limited exploration has been undertaken on the Fir and Verity Deposits. In preparing the Technical Report, CCIC reviewed and audited the Fir and Verity resource estimates and it was determined that insufficient exploration was completed on each of the Fir and Verity Deposits to define a current NI 43-101 compliant resource. As such, both the Fir and Verity mineral estimates have been downgraded to estimates of potential tonnage and grade and re-classified as exploration targets."

"The potential quantity and grade for the Fir Deposit is conceptual in nature..." conceptual and potential the commerce resources double act guess they had to let actual go when no body was taking him seriously.

"It is uncertain if further exploration will result in the Fir or Verity Deposits being delineated as a mineral resource."

"The mineral resource estimate for the Upper Fir Deposit above has been prepared by CCIC's Michelle Stone, Ph.D., P. Geo., an independent Qualified Person as defined by NI 43-101. Michelle Stone is also responsible for the re-classification of the Verity and Fir resources as exploration targets and potential tonnages and grades. Michelle Stone has read and approved the contents of this news release."

Knowing Commerce resources surprised that they did not release the news as "Commerce has new exploration targets" and they are doing this as well http://www.tradingmarkets.com/news/stock-alert/cce_cmrzf_dig-media-launches-tantaluminvestingnews-com-883680.html what's the betting the first article will be what a good investment commerce resources is.

Was going to try to come up with a April fool joke but gave up as i simply could not top these. Though thought this might be a April fool joke. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1262499/Australia-PM-Kevin-Rudds-fury-Robin-Williams-labels-Aussies-English-rednecks.html

But it gets harder to tell what a joke and what's not nowadays!

Robert