What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marx-man ~ What did the...

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    What do you call a Communist sniper?
    A Marx-man
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    What did the communists use before candles?
    Electricity
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    What sound does a communist cat make?
    Mao.
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    My wife is like a communist dictator...
    She makes me pay for everything and do everything for her.
    But I'm too scared to leave and I daren't say no to her, so I just keep my
    head down and politely respond to her demands with 'yes Stalin.'
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    Who is the leader of Feline Communist Party?
    Chairman Meow
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    I figured out Trump is actually a communist
    When he said "grab them by the pu$$y" that's the head of state seizing the means of production.
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    Cold War Era Joke:
    This Russian dude had a talking parrot. A very special parrot who loved cursing the regime, and the Communist party leaders. One day, hard knocks on the door, "KGB, open up!". The guy hides the parrot in the freezer. The KGB searches the apartment and cannot find the parrot.

    The KGB agents give the guy a warning. Once they leave, he runs to the freezer takes out the shivering bird and hugs it and tells the parrot to curse the revolution. The parrot is mum. "Com'on curse Brezhniev , curse the KGB. The parrot looks at the guy and says "I've just been to Siberia! I'm not taking any chances".
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